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Resume writing, LinkedIn profile building, and job search coaching services that sell your value, not your soul.
HOW TO WORK WITH US
Resume Kickassery
We’ll create a resume so uniquely you, you’ll wonder where you’ve been your whole life!
LinkedIn Badassery
We’ll build you a LinkedIn profile so clickable it might feel a bit naughty.
Job Search Whoop Ass
We’ll coach you 1-on-1 and kick your job search in the ass!
When Your Resume Is Driving You Crazy!

Has it been forever since you last updated your resume? Or maybe you’re used to talking your way into jobs and don’t even have a resume? Are you confused about what a resume even looks like these days? Is it 1 page? 2 pages? And what about a cover letter? Do you need one of those things? Can you just pay someone to take this off your plate? F*&k yes you can! And we’ve got you covered.
When Linkedin Has You Going WTF?!

You know LinkedIn is important, but you just. Don’t. Get. It. People are telling you that your LinkedIn should look like a resume (hint: they’re wrong), but your profile isn’t getting any love. You’re applying for jobs, but nothing. Your LinkedIn profile needs TLC, but you’ve got no idea where to start. Leave it to u. We’ll give it a makeover, head to toe!

When Job Searching is Confusing AF!

You have a serious case of the Mondays on Every. Single. Monday (and maybe even Tuesdays and Wednesdays too). You have a clear career destination, but you don’t have a map. You’re stuck in your job search, and spinning your wheels. Sound about right? Put us in your corner to coach you to level up, change up, and shake up your job search!
Ready to kick your job search into gear?